So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
