His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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