Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
