You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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