i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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