honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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