garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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