Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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