Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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