Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
