chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Holy shit dude........stairs
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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