Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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