Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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