Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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