Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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