I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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