Kareoke will never be a sober sport
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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