I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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