The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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