she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
