Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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