I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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