i permit you to call me
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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