Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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