I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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