I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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