last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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