I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My bed smells like the plague
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