My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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