The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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