This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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