I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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