Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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