I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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