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can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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