How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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