Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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