dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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