Your dad touched me again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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