why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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