i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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