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• (517): View more from Michigan

  areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!

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  you srsly need to quit going to that bar

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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  The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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  Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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• (831): View more from California

  i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!

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  It's a Thursday.

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?

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• (415): View more from California

  My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.

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