i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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