Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's official drugs can't kill me
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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