Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Im part way to drunk.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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