Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
