do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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