Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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