So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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