I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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