can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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